#these pics are from her public accounts just for the record

[incorrectbatfam]

If the batfam had tiktok what would they post? What would go the most viral?

Dick does duets where he remixes people who have bad takes. His most viewed one is turning Lex Luthor's corporate monologue into a dubstep track with beat drops every time Superman is mentioned. Equally popular is his mashup of Bruce's yawning with a Sam Smith song.

Jason makes cooking videos. The recipes are normal, but the voiceovers like, "today I'm making a realistic animal-themed vegan bento box 'cause I wanna torment my brother." His most popular video is of him shit-talking Batman while making a pot roast, but it gets deleted because he didn't say "unalive."

Tim does behind-the-scenes videos of his photoshoots where he makes it seem like a complex process with dimmed lights and glitter falling from a ceiling fan, then it cuts to a blurry iPhone pic of a pissed-off Jason with sparkly hair chasing him down a dark hallway.

Damian's is a mix of animal videos, art tutorials, Cheese Viking speedruns, and classical covers of anime intros. But his most popular one is recording his family's reaction to him saying the fuck-word for the first time. He also has a series where he asks people how babies are made to see whose response TikTok takes down first.

Duke posts subtle and wholesome pranks, like leaving Tooth Fairy money under the older batkids' pillows or gradually filling Kate's purse with Jolly Ranchers. His most popular series is when he slowly replaced Damian's furniture with increasingly smaller replicas until the 8th day when Damian finally notices.

Steph does a little bit of everything and often takes suggestions (re: dumb dares) from the comments. Her account started with her just sharing her favorite memes, but her most popular video is when she slept in a bathtub full of Mardi Gras necklaces after an audience poll.

Cass normally posts a mix of dance covers and sign language lessons, but occasionally there will be moments from her daily life that she captures at the right time. Her most viral video is at the grocery store when someone accidentally knocks a coconut onto the ground and she follows it as it rolls to the other end of the store.

Harper and Cullen do a lot of backyard science experiments where they take hypotheses from comments and test them out, like if they can cook steak with firecrackers or make a trampoline out of rubber bands. Their biggest project was turning an abandoned pool into a frog sanctuary.

Barbara keeps most of her daily videos private and her public ones are mainly book hauls, song recs, and computer tips. Her most popular video, even making news articles, is a video where she breaks down how planned obsolesce works and calling out big tech companies.

Bruce has a secret account that no one knows about. He doesn't post anything. He just lurks because he wants to be the first like and comment whenever his kids post.

[sgiandubh]

News from Birmingham, 2: 'we're out of battery soon'

ACHTUNG, BABY: these pics do NOT belong to me. Please do NOT steal them, Mordorians, as you usually do. I don't want to see them chez Marple, BIF or Purv, I do not want them on X and I certainly do NOT want them on Brazilian Instagram accounts who also charge people, or ANY OTHER Instagram account, for that matter. I will come for you with feather and brimstone if you do. Fuck ye and yer clan if you show no respect - this is a legit casus belli situation.

Heroically reporting from the Q&A panel, our girls are running out of battery juice in their phones, because -as loyal C mainly - they took a bajillion pics. I am selecting them as I write.

First thing, C specifically asked the minder (whom many people I have talked to, today, described as a 'nasty pox of a man'/'un asco de hombre') to let the fans sit next to her and ask their questions as they feel, no tedious standing in line needed. C, always the politician of Those Two, LOL:

Before anything else, I was entrusted with a FULL audio recording of the Birmingham panel. As per copyright regulations and attendance contract I am NOT allowed to post it and I do not want to harm my two wonderful friends in ANY way, shape or form. That being said, I will take my time, tonight (and lots of Nescafe Brasero Strong) to listen to it and give you all the juicy parts, in transcription. Short transcribed bits, we can do. Thank you for your understanding,

And boy, do we have juicy parts, babes. For now, I will just share the best pics and the on the spot reactions.

First question was 'how do you feel as a real mom?' Her solution was to simply say ' Sophie, where are you?' I will check with the audio and repost, but it simply goes to say: a) she won't address anything Blonde Bambino related and b) she/they are still very close to Skeleton, whom they seem to have adopted. Sort of. Sophie knows many secrets. Trust.

✔️Will she stay/remain in Scotland after OL is over? 'Well, my husband is Scottish and so are his parents'. Lip service to the narrative all the way.

✔️A fan asked something she did not understand/catch well, while Steve the 'Asco de Hombre' minder was fumbling around with the mic, so she informally went 'whaat?' So Steve dutifully barked, in a LOUD voice 'IT'S ABOUT TONY, YOUR REAL HUSBAND' (🙄 - I would fire that dick on the spot, he simply makes her look controlled and a fool). I was also told to listen carefully to the audio, for context and I shall give you my honest sentiment, as always. Note to self: to be found around the 25' mark.

✔️Turns out the fan asked if she and Tracula share the same musical tastes. She answers du tac au tac/on the spot, 'who, me and Sam?' (CAITRIONA!). And this is when Steve 'Nasty Pox of a Man' interjected, 'NO, TONY, YOUR REAL HUSBAND'. Like father, like daughter: remember that Tydavnet interview for the public Irish radio, when she was promoting Belfast? Well, there we go ('And Tony!/ 'And Tony' - zero enthusiasm, Mr. Balfe, bless your big 💖in Heaven).

I will come back with more. Our friends' batteries died, but they still managed to share with me the entire audio panel.

And I swear to God - if I ever see one of your sock accounts (@homechef, anyone?) come to steal from here and then tell the world it was the Team or who the hell else who found it while you were having your tonsils polished/an umpteeenth root canal mended/dinner with Brad Pitt's Sunset Boulevard lookalike/whatever, you shall be reported.

And yes, I have more pics. In fact, I have about 35 of them, in all and for all.

I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND THEY LOVE ME. TAKE THAT, HATERS.

[coolyiooo]

ok

Please report @m2kitwz for copying my writings and claiming that im the one copying her "work"

^gotta prove that I didn't copy m2kitwz "work"

For the baby scenario, it was requested.

So was the birthday scenario, and ik you didn't write it, but neither did you write the baby scenario

Here's the rough drafts of my writings. They have weird titles but if you look back at the original post on my account, they were posted on the same day and a couple minutes apart bc I was editing them

Here's proof that I also made my own cover of the book. Why would I have the same cover of "your book"? If I truly copied it, that'd be dumb. It was a different cover from back in the day too but here's a screenshot.

It's true that the baby scenario is popular, but why would I wait a month to publish the writing if I could easily copy and paste it (if I truly copied from you) the next day or two weeks?

These are the pics you used to prove that I'm "copying" you, but you also said that you made it private for only you can see it, right? But tell me why the amount/total of reads and stars are different if nobody else can read this book that you apparently made?

❗⚠️❗⚠️❗If you truly wrote my writings....why don't you publicly open the Wattpad book up, that you apparently made, for everyone to read? We can see if the comments are still there and see if they truly add up to what they are responding to. ❗From what I can see here as well is that you have 30 chapters in "your book" while mine has 22...so let's see these 8 other chapters that you have created! But you can't prove it unless you make "your book" public again and it's gotta be in the next couple of 1-3 days bc if you take about two weeks to make it public , we'll believe that you made 8 new chapters during these two weeks, but you have no need to make these 8 chapters if you got it all set and ready to go!❗⚠️❗⚠️❗

Just got proof that your "Wattpad account", 'behind you' , isn't even your account.

❤️🖤"L Take Skill Issue" - Dazai 🖤❤️

Also my Wattpad account was made in Feb 2020. Idk if that's proof but there's that.

Don't know what else to say, but if you did create these writings into Wattpad 2016 why would I copy and paste every single one onto the app, i use to write, and use them until 8 years later? Kinda far fetched

@m2kitwz (the one who's made copies my writings) anymore proof you need, darling? Id happily made a screen recording if you need it too. Idk how you photoshopped it or something to make it look like you wrote my writings in 2016 but that's cool

Also some of these pics are taken by taking a picture of my computer screen

⚠️Edit : Please don't send death threats or anything hateful to my copier 🙏🙏 just report them please ⚠️

[dreamsteddie]

steddie fic idea (in any form you'd like; drabble, short story, etc) if you take requests 😁💚:

Rockstar Eddie x Steve (whatever profession you think fits/is necessary to mention) where someone has a social media account called "Eyes on Eddie" and it's one of those accounts who posts when Eddie is spotted somewhere in public. it turns out to be Steve in disguise because he wants to posts the pretty "paparazzi" pictures he's taken of his boyfriend. all fun and games, nothing super personal or invasive, just him in a subway and Steve making some excuse to leave and snap a pic from outside before coming back in to enjoy lunch with his bf

It starts as a joke.

Steve and Eddie have had their home base here in Chicago for about 14 years, but now that Eddie and the CC boys have had their fun touring around the world had decided to venture into the wild world of both creating and producing music through their own, relatively small, music lable.

When he's home, Eddie spends a lot of time on the Blue Line going back and forth between their recording studio, their house, and the various other places that demand his attention as a rock star/record label owner. Since the boys have decided to focus more of their time on the label, slowing their own music production from one album a year to one every two or three, him and Steve have slipped into easy, well-worn routines that bring comfort to their everyday lives.

That being said, they don't always have tabs on each other, so when Steve wakes up half an hour late for work, already hearing Robin chewing him out in his head for making her open the store on her own, he's not expecting to spot his husband.

Eddie is leaning up on a post, looking every bit like the rock star he is with tastefully ripped jeans, a heavy leather jacket, and the same rings he's worn for as long as they've known each other (plus the one Steve put there himself four years ago). Without thinking, Steve pulls out his phone and aims it at his unsuspecting partner.

Steve has always enjoyed photography, or at least iPhone photography. He takes a second to get the right angle, trying not to draw too much attention to himself as he makes sure the little bit of sun shining from the windows behind Eddie hits him just right. He means to send it to Eddie right away. Means to send him a cryptic message saying something like "I'm watching you" along with the picture and watch for his reaction.

But then the train announces itself and he's rushing for the platform to get on the Pink Line while Eddie stays to wait for the Blue and then he's too focused on finding a place to stand, getting off at the right stop, and getting chewed out by Robin and it all slips his mind.

That is until it happens again...and again...and one more time. Opportunities he just can't pass up to take pictures of his perfect, handsome, oblivious partner. One at the park, another on the L, and one not far outside the studio.

He never means to do anything with them, but he also can't stop pulling out his phone to scroll through his slowly growing album of candid Eddie photos, even when he knows Robin is lurking about waiting to make fun of him at any moment.

Which is exactly what happens. It's their monthly Boy's Night Out where they go to the sports bar that plays women's soccer and have a pitcher of cheap beer and end the night with greasy takeout on Robin's couch. They stay up all night painting their nails, doing face masks, and talking about their partners even though it always ends up with both of them feeling weepy about how in love they are and how happy they are for each other.

It's at that point in the night that he pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through his small collection of now-familiar photos. Robin, heavily leaning into his shoulder as she is, immediately sees what he's doing and starts cooing at him and ribbing him in equal measure. Somewhere along the line, she convinces him that they need to make an account right now immediately. She insists that it should be a thirst account, but Steve is quick to shut that down. He's always become particularly stroppy when anyone besides himself lusts after his husband, even if he knows his status as a high-profile rock star means it happens every day. He insists he won't be "that guy" to which Robin rolls her eyes and calls him dramatic.

In the end, they decide on an "appreciation" account. To their surprise, the handle EyesonEddie isn't already in use and they take it as a sign that it was meant to be. They giggle as they put the whole thing together, making their first post with a simple 👀 emoji as the caption which, in the moment, feels like the funniest thing anyone has ever done.

In the morning, he wakes up sore and hungover, unable to deny that he's no longer in his 20s to find over 200 likes on his post already. He groans, waking up Robin in the process, and contemplates taking it all down. In the end, he leaves it be, content to let it all fade into obscurity on its own.

Only it doesn't.

He doesn't want to stop taking his pictures. It's fun and he likes trying to find ways to sneak them in without Eddie knowing. It's like a fun little game he plays with himself. That first picture does moderately well, but it's the comments that keep him going. It's fun, somehow, to talk to people who appreciate his husband even a fraction of the amount that he does. As jealous as he can feel when Eddie is away on tour, there's a certain joy in sharing his love for his husband in this silly little way.

So, a couple times a month he posts a picture of his husband. The most flattering, in public pictures he has and watches as the love floods in. He tries not to post too often, doesn't want anyone to think he's a stalker, and every now and then he puts one up with a comment about an "anonymous submission" which really means Robin taking pictures of Eddie and Steve at the grocery store or on the way to the studio.

It builds and builds and before he knows it he has one of the top Eddie Munson fan accounts on the internet. Robin thinks it's the funniest thing in the world, especially the first time Eddie shows him a picture he took of Eddie on the train telling him he didn't even notice his shoe was untied that day. She delights in reading the most outlandish comments in her Miss Piggy voice whenever there's downtime at the store, which is always good for a few laughs.

There's a part of him that feels a little guilty. They've struggled with invasive people in the past. People who try to get too close, take too many pictures, try to hunt down Eddie at bars after shows trying to get their taste of fame. It's not as bad as with major celebrities since the guys don't go out of their way to be public figures. No brand deals or movies or TV cameos, but they're still members of an extremely successful band with a number of die-hard fans.

He thinks it's probably going to be time to tell Eddie what he's been up to soon. Not only to squash whatever minor feelings of guilt have bloomed with the account's success but also because it's getting harder to get original pictures of Eddie the more time goes on. For a rockstar, he sure doesn't lead a predictable life.

God, Steve loves him so much.

Little does Steve know, Eddie has been well aware of who has been running the infamous EyesonEddie account since that very first post. What Steve doesn't know about that first picture is that Eddie saw him that day at the train station too. He'd looked up at the announcement, making sure it wasn't his own, and caught sight of Steve's favorite yellow knit sweater and leather messenger bag disappearing into the sea of people clamoring into the train car. He would recognize that famous head of hair from 100 yards with one eye closed.

He forgot to mention it when he got home that night, lost in the chaos of his everyday life until Gareth forwarded him that picture. He thinks about telling Steve right away, but ultimately it's funnier to watch him squirm a little bit. He flips his phone around to show Steve the candid "some stranger" look of him on the train with his shoe untied, complaining that it's pretty much the same as being caught with his pants down in public. It's fun putting his drama skills to good use, lamenting about his "uncouth appearance" with over-the-top theatrics to stop himself from laughing at the way Steve avoids his eyes and his ears turn pink while Robin tries her best not to bust out laughing.

He'll tell Steve eventually, put him out of his misery, but for now he's going to try and time this sneeze just right so Steve has to come up with a really good excuse for why he's 15 minutes late for their lunch date. He must get it right because he can see Steve curse a little from the reflection of him in the restaurant window.

God, Eddie loves him so much.

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LMAO I was not expecting anyone to send me prompts but it was a lot of fun to bring this to life. Thanks @lumoschildextra for sending it to me 😊

As you can see I made them husbands instead of boyfriends. I just couldn't help it!

Also, not explicitly stated but Steve works with Robin at her bookstore. She opened it a couple years after she graduated. She went through a really difficult breakup after supporting her girlfriend through the last half of college and the first two years after graduation. When they broke up she felt like she's wasted years focusing on someone else's dreams. She stayed with Steve and Eddie for a while, and during that time Eddie offered to help her financially if she wanted to start building something of her own. At first, Robin refused. She didn't want to be that friend that uses their famous friend for their own gain. It became the source of their biggest argument but in the end, Eddie got her to accept the money as a loan that she could pay back, with no interest, when she started making money. She decided to open a small, specialty bookstore focusing on international literature and rare books. Steve works the cash register after three years of being a stay-at-home boyfriend/husband when Eddie started making bank since he was starting to get bored. He's mostly there to look pretty, draw in customers, and keep Robin sane.

[lowkeyrobin]

Platonic Ghostbusters x social media manager! Reader?

oooo hell yeah!! ; thanks for requesting and I hope u enjoy :)

GHOSTBUSTERS ; social media manager

summary ; you run the official ghostbusters social media platforms

warnings ; language

word count ; 746

masterlist

Podcast wanted to run the official Ghostbuster social media's but was quickly turned down at that. They needed someone who could actually be on top of that kind of stuff and whatnot. So, Stanz made a deal with Podcast that they'd get a social media manager, and he could act as their teammate with that, basically. Giving them ideas, giving them video clips and extra details, etcetera.

Most of the others didn't see a real reason for a social media manager, but as long as it wasn't their money.

Trevor offered to just do everything himself, but that was obviously turned down as well. The teens all agreed not to let the adults run the account either. They didn't need millennial - Gen X / Boomer humor flooding the whole account and making them look bad.

And that's where you came in.

surprisingly, Pheobe was the one to find you. she's seriously the most chronically offline person ever so the fact she ever opened Instagram was a miracle in itself

lots of talking back and forth and meeting the original four three ghostbusters to get input, then meeting callie & garry and the teenagers

you actually figured out that you used to be friends with Lucky as well, damn

you had managed social media accounts before, but you'd recently quit a few of those because of labor laws being broken so, yknow

you quickly formed a bond with Lucky, Trevor, and Podcast. you were kind of close in age to all three of them and they were all invested in the public image for the brand

setting the Instagram up was genuinely the funnest thing ever

the four of you were chilling in the living room in the firehouse (since sleepover stuff, pheobe was in her room reading) and you had your laptop in your lap and the three of them over your shoulders

the amount of laughing and cackling got some scolding from callie upstairs

it took everything out of you to not make the first post a video of trevor being soaked in Slimer's slime (which had been recorded by Lucky just by coincidence as they were investigating the attic again)

the first three posts, which were pinned, all lined up to be like a banner kind of logo with the theme song in the back, and they all played the same video, clips of the og ghostbusters and how they grew and then the new ghostbusters

the tiktok is its own thing, you allowed trev, lucky, podcast (and pheobe) to run it, but everything had to be ran by you first because pr shit

but thankfully no boomer humor or slang is ever being put on those accounts

most of those people don't even know wtf the internet is anyways lol

stanz has a personal vendetta against you /hj after you posted a .5 of him for relatable promo. he had no idea what you were doing but it was criminal that you made his forehead look so much more bigger than it already was

Winston gives you a bunch of old pics to post to trending angst sounds as well LOL

let's not talk about that tiktok where you, lucky, and trevor dance to/remake submissive and breedable by smosh ft bbno$, okay?

^podcast and pheobe were behind the camera cackling the whole time

lots of random pic posts on the insta as well because why not (most of them are the teens looking awkward, callie, gary & lars trying to look like cool scientists, or venkman, stanz, zeddemore & melnitz being classic, sassy old people)

the socials are never professional whatsoever, it's fun but it's not heavily controversial or obvious that you're there as a pr manager basically or just to manage the socials

like man they don't have the time to look at all the comments, take all the advice, reply to fans, etc

I mean that wage ain't that bad either LMAO

trevor is always bitching about how you make more money than he does /lh

you're not just a representative to them, you're actually family. you're just cool like that

"bro y/n is such a mc I hate them" and you'll reply on your personal w a "says you, reality shifter" or smthn LMAO idfk

always reposting ghostbuster edits / fanart etc because fandom culture 🙏

also I can't get over the fact the ghostbuster theme song is canon now either. yk damn well that shit is plastered everywhere thanks to you 💀

"do the ghostbusters respond??" "stanz said he loves your dog" "HELP HSEIJDLAKE"

10/10 experience

[herejusttosufferalong]

I watched the entire TT live (except I had to screen record part of it so I could shower) and shit was it crazy. Mia joined and someone messaged her saying the girl who snapped the photo had unliked some things during the live after the fan account posted that screenshot.

While no one can confirm it for sure, this was all found through public IG sifting.

Point is, the pics came from back grid and given to DM and People. Backgrid got them from the girl (allegedly) which means A and the girl knew each other prior.

A is using L and it’s backfiring and getting messier by the minute. Does L know?? Is he thinking these are just people taking pics and doesn’t even know about the deals made behind his back? Are R and S in on it as well?

Never a dull day around here.

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[justenjoythegossip]

CHRIS’ LATEST PUBLICITY STUNT, ANOTHER HINT AT HIS BROKEN BRAND

The timing of it 

The release of that picture was interesting to say the least because it coincided with the release of the Red One trailer. We could wonder if that content was meant to help promote the movie but since Chris just shared his costar’s post without any word on his part of any kind, it seems like he is rather reluctant to promote the movie his costar produced. So the reason for it should be looked elsewhere. Some think it might have been to deflect from the bad reactions the trailer got and it’s possible but I don’t believe this was the main objective here.

The suspicious source and very curated content

Anytime we look at a content, a piece of information or a statement, the question of the source is absolute key. So let’s look at who posted this picture. The Insta account named Beard of success is a car service company. 

I will state the obvious, there is NO WAY a professional would post a pic of Chris and a video footage of him to promote their company WITHOUT his consent. Obviously, this company would destroy their business if they violated their customer’s privacy because a client expects basic discretion on top of the transportation and other services they are providing. 

Also they would risk facing legal action. If you have any doubt about this, look at Scarlett Johansson’s current lawsuit against a company that used her voice without her consent. 

By the way as a sidenote, you can observe that one person is taking the picture of Chris and the driver, while another is recording the video at the same time.

Another obvious observation is that this content is so very similar to the pics Chris took with various chefs in Lisbon. If you know what purpose those pics served, you will get a clearer sense of the meaning of this one…

So again, this content is extremely curated and obviously served as a publicity stunt for both parties involved as there was a clear quid pro quo. But for what? 

A necessary flashback regarding the PR stunt during the shooting of The Materialists

I haven’t covered this unheard and unseen barrage of content we were fed during the shooting of the Materialists that likely served as damage control for Chris’ signing of the inert object that got him a lot of backlash and the absolute disastrous PR response to it. 

I will focus on two important aspects: the reaction of many fans to the content and the PR response to it. The pictures of Chris received a very mixed reaction from fans, to say the least. Some people were actually worried as they believed he initially looked very down, depressed, angry or sour on the first pap pics that came out. He was said to look very skinny, gaunt and unwell. Some were quick to point out that his looks were fading while others even speculated he was abusing substances etc. 

I am not discussing the merits of those comments because that’s beside the point, I am merely reporting on what was said and discussed. 

What’s very interesting is the PR response that resulted. First of all, we saw many ARRANGED pictures of Chris with “fans” and more importantly we got pics of Chris, on his last day, in a very tight blue shirt that showed him with a much more fit and buff physique that did much more justice to his alter ego Captain America. 

However, people would be smart to question the veracity of those pictures as we got video footage to go with it. 

Where you can find the video footage of Chris on the set of The Materialists

You can find those videos all over Instagram on fan accounts and likely on some “Middle Voices” blogs as well. You know? These blogs that promote Chris so heavily and ridiculously.  Blogs that are paid enough not to mind that they look like overly obsessive psychotic fans who remember everything about this man, who keep a daily journal about him, his entourage, his kinda wife and her entourage. Blogs that post every day all kinds of memorabilia including past tweets of his to keep his former persona very much alive for the most nostalgic and gullible fans. Those are very sneaky “mean plants”, right? LOL

The style of the video footage and its likely purpose

The style of the videos that were fed to the fandom is particularly interesting because it’s oh so very singular. Also all those videos seem to use the exact same style, not coincidentally I should add. 

Those videos combine the use of Dutch angle (oblique) and very shaky filming. For those who are interested in filmmaking, the most famous classic film that shows the use of Dutch angles is the classic film noir The Third Man with Orson Welles.

I should specify that this style combining those 2 techniques makes 0 sense in this context since those videos are obviously not artsy and more importantly the person who is filming is not moving AT ALL. So clearly, that style was used on purpose so the question is: what purposes did those techniques serve? 

Shaky filming gives the illusion here that people are looking at “stolen content”, which could not be further from the truth by the way as it is so very heavily curated. And Dutch angles are often used to mess with people’s perceptions, to disorient the audience. 

So the question is: why did they need to do that? Was the objective to make the audience believe in the veracity of the pictures of a very fit Chris in the tight blue shirt?

So now, let’s go back to that picture with the driver. 

What purpose did that picture with the driver serve?

The answer to that question is pretty straightforward. All we need to do to get an answer is to look at the reaction of fans after seeing this photo, or to see what narratives Team blogs have been pushing and shoving down our throats. 

Look at that! His fans are thirsting after him again. Even a notoriously vicious Team PR blog who has said horrible things about Chris claimed it was the first time in 2 years he looked healthy. According to them he was in withdrawal during the shooting of the movie and since then (less than 3 weeks) he got cleaned, got super healthy and bulked like crazy.

Oh no, wait! It was not an ordeal at all to get there because they had a nutritionist/coach anon who attested to it and confirmed their claims. Isn’t it amazing how diverse a group of followers they have after blocking almost everyone? A CAA former anon, a sports PR, an immigration lawyer, and now a nutritionist and coach. Aren’t they lucky? I am waiting for their nuclear physicist anon to contribute. 

Then we have the video footage of that moment with the weird angle that gives the illusion of stolen content so that Chris can appear totally innocent when it is more than clear that this is a Publicity stunt. And more importantly, that video gives credibility to that pic whether it is altered or not to make him appear much more fit than he actually is. 

Why is that little stunt a sign of his damaged brand and his team’s desperation? 

The little paragraph posted by Beard of Success under the pic with Chris is very informational in that regard. There is understandingly an advertising pamphlet for his company and a few words about Chris with 3 key ones “today” and “Captain America”. And if it was too subtle for you, he posted a story of Chris as Captain America to make sure you did not miss the point. 

This little stunt was meant to show Chris in all his Captain America glory (fit and buff) so that his fans could still lust after him TODAY after so many seemed disappointed by the way he looked recently. Also the fact they still need to connect Chris to his more famous alter ego shows how badly his team has failed at rebranding him. This PR shitshow has been a total and utter failure. And clearly, his team has no idea how to market Chris outside of this hunk persona, which won’t be sustainable forever. That is very concerning for Chris and he would be well advised to look for representation elsewhere (if he can or when he can) in order to get some new and fresh ideas. 

Sidenote: what is the purpose of breadcrumbing content (a pic, then later a video for ex) ?  

I have been asked this question several times. Why do they release the same content over time? For example, do people remember the pictures of Chris and Alba kissing so very privately in front of the glass doors for their little papwalk after their alleged dinner with Robert Pattinson, Suki, Adrien and Harvey Weinstein’s former wife? We then got a video. And now again, we were fed a picture and then later the video of that very moment. 

My guess is that the purpose is simply to keep Chris in the news cycle for a longer period of time, to keep people interested for as long as possible. 

[faejilly]

so average-mako-enjoyer made this post about Shepard being forced to have a social media account for morale and only posting hamster pictures and like

I read that and immediately had four different Shepards yelling at me in my head (I blame @shadoedseptmbr's Aedan tags) 🤣🤣🤣

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Weaver would in fact include hamster pictures, but they'd be macro pictures of like, whiskers and toes only.

The whole account would all only be macro photos. No tags, no comments, no explanations, no definitions. No time stamps or metadata, all expertly wiped, no location cues beyond maybe the quality of the light... which isn't that hard to manipulate after all, if you've got an omnitool and some good flashlight/spotlight blueprints.

It's all just exquisite close-ups of pieces of gravel and seeds and leaves and pollen or fractions of circuit boards and weird screws or clamps or the odd pattern of wear on a [redacted but clearly the Mako for those in the know] tire.

She and Aeden would clearly get along great.

*

Ngaio would flat out refuse. (She would've done it if she'd met Traynor sooner, because she can refuse Traynor nothing, but that was too late, on several levels.)

*

Ella would be asked to make an account after she gets her N7 status and starts showing up in the news periodically; she's told to try and soften the public image of the infamous Butcher of Torfan.

She does set something up, posts some generic pretty Alliance Training Stock Photos, the kind you get in a recruiters office, but that's it for ages.

And then she posts five separate in-depth tutorials in a row, three on astronomy and two on France of all things, one specifically about the language, one about cooking.

Then nothing again.

And then a three-part series on astral navigation, and how different species figured out the math for measuring where the fuck they were in space.

Then a thing on baking with chocolate, including how to convert levo recipes to dextro (and vice versa) and which things were more likely to translate into something that might still taste good.

She never shows herself however, so it does fuck all to counter all the pics and videos of her stalking around heavily armed and armored in full gear, occasionally with a bit of a blue halo from biotics usage, generally glaring or scowling as she avoids reporters trying to get a comment.

Most people don't connect her socials to the Butcher of Torfan at all, and those that do assume someone else is running the account in her name in a failed Alliance PR stunt.

After the Battle of the Citadel, there are enough recordings of her helping with clean-up efforts and being polite at formal ceremonies to make it clear that the Butcher and the Shepard-who-goes-on-weird-tangents-on-social-media are actually the same person, who is also POSSIBLY a galactic hero, so the whispers about Torfan finally start to fade out a little...

And then she dies.

*

Ward would be some terrifying (but delightful once you got past the scowl) combination of Adam Savage and Mercury Stardust because he would legit show people how to take things apart and upgrade and fix them (and which bits are 'legal-ish' depending on whether they technically own them or not) but also things probably explode sometimes (or at the very least spark A Lot™️) and Tali guests wearing glorious (flame-retardant) Turian fashions and ALSO sometimes PROPRIETARY TECH THAT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE and no one ever bleeps ANY of Jack's swearing and sometimes the three of them are gleefully trying to make something that probably shouldn't exist and some poor Alliance PR officer cries in their office sometimes because they are actually spectacular PR and GREAT for morale and also they break so many TOS's but it's Commander Fucking Shepard so who's gonna tell him to stop?

[triplexdoublex]

🕵️ PART 1,

Canada is a very interesting place, as it was mentioned twice in the rumors recap by Deuxmoi for the latest podcast episode they dedicated to couples: From 7:41 to 7:57: “this person says, my friend's aunt and him have been regularly hooking up where I live in CANADA. This has definitely been happening for a while. That was back in 2020.” – “this is from July, 2022. Do I submit here? Anyway, Machine Gun Kelly went home with a girl, not Megan, obviously, at a Forest Hill party in TORONTO last night. Here's another one from a couple of years ago.”

I can’t see bbrumm’s posts either, but as the detective of my friend group, I took the liberty of googling her IG username and found a few things. Turns out, she’s interacted with two Instagram accounts, both based in Toronto, Canada. From her profile pic, she looks White Hispanic, kinda like the people I’ve seen in the public interactions I found. There’s a good chance she’s either lived or still lives in the Greater Toronto Area, just like they do.

Before you post this, ROXY, please make sure to screen record and save the receipt with the right zooms, in case they take the two posts down or decide to go private as well.

bbrumm interacted in the comment section under a post of @/perfectaffair_ (Events decor & balloons by Brenda), captioned: “God bless ANTONIO #/communion #/godbless #/backdroprental #/backdrop #/toronto #/vaughan #/woodbridge #/ontario #/torontoballoons #/vaughanballoons #/eventplanner #/weddingplanner #/gta #/vaughanevents #/torontoevents #/canada #/familybusiness #/latinaowned #/balloons #/eve”. The event planner organized the communion after-party for a child named Antonio, but there’s no info on whether it’s actually bbrumm's son or just a relative she paid for.

bbrumm was also tagged by @/alyssa_dasilva (𝐀𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐬𝐚 𝐃𝐚 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐚) in a vacation picture with the location listed as Punta Cana, República Dominicana. For a full pic of bbrumm, just swipe to the 4th picture in the post, which @/alyssa_dasilva captioned as “bikini recap 👙”. The person Alyssa tagged as bbrumm has tattoos that perfectly match bbrumm's profile picture. Curiously, in the full shot, you can see how bbrumm and Megan share very similar hand tattoos. This girl also has the same evil eye tattoo as Megan—just on a different finger—and at least one "sparkle" design sitting below one of her nail cuticles. Megan Fox debuted a similar tattoo style exactly a year after the “Toronto Forest Hill party” rumor, in July 2023. Maybe one took inspiration from the other, or they’re just two people who happen to follow the same tattoo trend.

bbrumm went to @/teezed_hairstudio (Teezed Hair Studio) in October 2022 to dye her hair copper. Interestingly, the business lists a phone number with the prefix (289) and claims to be one of the salons in Vaughan, listing this as their business number. They also frequently tag Maple, a neighborhood in Vaughan, Ontario, which is part of York Region in the northwest of Toronto. I can’t help but wonder if Colson has ever been there—it seems like a pretty specific neighborhood for him to visit.  They captioned the post where they tagged bbrumm as: “B O L D. When you’re ready, you’re ready. @/bbrumm went from her blonde balayage to this deep copper base melted into lighter copper on her ends. What we did? We used her existing highlights to our advantage—no extra lifting was needed. We just melted her new rich base color into the light copper at her ends. For maintenance, we sent her home with her custom-made color conditioner from Fabuloso and booked her next color appointment for 6 weeks from now. #/hairbylo @/lorwoudstra #/maplesalon #/vaughanstylist #/gtastylist #/blowout #/womenshairstyle #/ricareds #/ricacolorist #/balyage #/redbalyage #/haircut #/transformation #/italianhaircare #/copperhair #/coppercolourmelt #/fabulosopro”Curiously enough, Megan debuted copper hair in March 2023, right after her public Instagram meltdown, six months after bbrumm.

There’s also a Snapchat account with the username bbrumm. That doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the same person behind the bbrumm Instagram account, but it’s worth noting that the full picture of bbrumm, tagged by both her friend/relative and the hair salon, looks just like the avatar of “Janessa 🍒” on Snapchat—so maybe that’s her real name.

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DISCLAIMER🕵️Personally, I don’t know these people. I’m not implying anything. I’m just reporting stuff that’s factual: Deuxmoi hosts did say those things, the person he just followed did have those interactions, and there is another account on another platform under the same username. I don’t know if these things are connected to each other or if this Toronto Canada lore is even real to begin with. Draw your own conclusion, or just keep these pieces of the puzzle🧩—no pun intended since it’s bbrumm’s bio and tattoo—in your mind if new stuff comes out. Besides the tattoos, she looks like a natural, simple girl, unlike bad girl Kiki. On one hand, her being very basic makes me think their potential on-and-off hookup might go beyond lust, if she’s even the alleged Canada chick Deuxmoi has spoken about. On the other, he doesn’t even follow the private profile of Casie’s mom (which handle I do have—can 👀 anonymous confirm it if they know it, without saying it, just by using a food emoji?). So, I’m led to think he wouldn’t risk exposing her if he at least cared about her. If she’s one of his mistresses, this wouldn’t be the first chick he keeps as a go-to when he’s back in that city, so I’d be more prone to think he cared or even had feelings if he crossed the country just to link up."

RECAP🕵️ about bbrumm, the girl he just followed (again): she’s possibly (white) Hispanic, goes to the DR, had copper hair right before Megan, and already had hand tattoos eerily similar to what Megan got. She’s Catholic OR comes from a Catholic family. She is either the mother or aunt of a child named Antonio, around 7-10 or 12+, depending on if it’s the first or second communion. There’s a chance Antonio could be the same age as the child “in these walls”—I’ll roll my eyes if that’s her. She likely lives in the Greater Toronto Area (GTA) or somewhere in Ontario, Canada, and might be named JANESSA.

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Can the -👀 anonymous give me their feedback on this? What’s their opinion on it?  

Also, do you know who the “in these walls” girl is? I don’t need an address or their social security number, ofc, just need to know who they are and if they played a role in his life. I’ve had this morbid curiosity since November 2016—will we ever find out?

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🕵️ PART 2, 

As his fan, I wonder if he actually did cheat on the pregnant woman carrying his child—and, even worse, if he’s trying to rub it in her face with this public follow. If that’s the case, he’s nothing but a disgrace. I utterly dislike Megan, believe me, but even she doesn’t deserve this, especially not him possibly adding insult to injury, especially now that she’s halfway through her second trimester. If all of this is true, he’s just cruel to tease the mother of his next child—shame on him. I wouldn’t wish this kind of humiliation and pain on anyone, not even a chick from Toronto, Canada.

Colson kinda does remind me of some of my male relatives. At family gatherings, I’ve overheard them talking about how to manipulate women. One of the things that really shocked me was when my uncle told my younger cousins to pick any girl—didn’t matter if it was a baby mama they no longer cared about, a random shop assistant they barely knew, an ex-friend, or a friend with benefits. The whole point was to make the girlfriend feel insecure, stir up jealousy, and create competition—basically to keep the relationship under control. The idea was simple: create a rival to ensure the girlfriend always comes back, because she wouldn’t want to give her "enemy" the satisfaction of seeing the couple apart. Most of the time, the girl chosen as the pawn has no idea she’s being played. If she’s sleeping with the guy and knows she’s being used as a comparison, she probably thinks it’s a sign that he deeply values her, when really, it’s all part of the game. 

I’m guessing someone who spent their childhood and teenage years in rough neighborhoods of Denver and Cleveland, with little to no parental supervision, must have been surrounded by people like my uncle on the street, ready to give him “game”. I would not be shocked if he was very familiar with these tricks. If I remember right, Kelly Kay once said Colson told her he broke up with her because she was "too wifey" for him—and honestly, I believe her that he said something like this. If I had a penny for every time I’ve heard that excuse, I wouldn’t be rich, but I’d definitely be pretty well-off. Do you remember when he told Sommer not to touch any of their phones to "avoid radiation" while they were on vacation, staying under the same roof for the first time? He came up with that excuse just to keep her from snooping through his messages with Megan when he wasn’t paying attention.

It might sound like a conspiracy theory, but Colson is really strategic with how he handles his accounts. He’s always checking his tags and never misses a mention of himself. My gut tells me he’s using this girl as a diversion, especially now that gossip blogs are all over him and Megan’s circle (her friends, Brian, etc.) is probably keeping an eye on him from a distance. Colson’s behavior as a boyfriend is pretty clearly manipulative and unscrupulous. Given the blind items (which, let’s be honest, sometimes celebs leak themselves), it’s possible he’s been using this "bbrumm girl" to keep Megan distracted from the start—focusing her attention on her as a potential rival in love so she doesn’t uncover more of his skeletons: other women, a double life, or even a serious parallel relationship. That could explain why -👀 anonymous says Megan seems jealous of her, to the point where Megan might have copied her hair or even her hand tattoos—which, to Megan’s defense, are actually a pretty popular trend (even Hailey Bieber and tons of influencers have them).

You need to work for the FBI 🤣

👀anon … thoughts? Let me know if I can post your response if you decide to answer.

[thisloveforyourmom]

SMITH COLLEGE GIRLS FOR ID MAGAZINE 2004 2003

OKAY SO.

the reason this took so long is because i'm compiling all info from previous posts into a masterpost, but tldr back in february i, being a smith alumn, set out on a quest to confirm the veracity of Smith College Girls for ID Magazine 2004. here's how it went:

- Image ID: anonymous user asks sun-bees 'hey, if it’s okay to ask, where did you find that pic of the Smith College girls?’ sun-bees responds 'it was posted a while ago on the instagram account junyawannabe, so I looked up the image and found a bigger version of it!'

this image is not on junyawannabe’s instagram. reverse image searching this image does not provide a bigger version of it, only the version spread initially by tumblr user sun-bees. searching 'smith college girls for ID magazine 2004’ does not provide any other versions of it, only the version spread initially by tumblr user sun-bees. neither junyawannabe nor sun-bees reply to queries about the topic. in fact it’s unclear if junyawannabe even is involved. I-D magazine’s media has no record of this photoshoot ever being done.

literally DAYS into my initial investigation, on february, richard kern posts the full (ETA: NOT FULL!) photoshoot on his instagram, confirming both the image’s veracity and source. junyawannabe comments “I have gotten multiple emails about this photo lmao” (no other information) (she did not reply to our email). comments are limited (randos can’t comment). there's still 0 information as to how sun-bees got this image considering the listed avenues Do Not Work. this allows us to get some info on the casting director eléonore hendricks, but her website lists nothing about this photoshoot or anything in that general date range. at this point i've also trawled editions of ID magazine from 2004 to try and find any that reference richard kern, smith college, eleonore, etc and come up utterly completely empty. i would have to buy all 12 copies from ebay to try and find it, and these are just too expensive for all that.

important: richard kern ALSO refers to it as 'smith college girls for id magazine 2004.' an insta comment also implies the existence of sarah lawrence girls for id magazine 2006, but that's neither here nor there

trail goes cold for a while. ive exhausted all my leads and am too broke for much more.

BUT THEN, IN AUGUST: i-d magazine ITSELF picks up the trend!

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This provides one EXTREMELY important piece of information that everyone up until now had excluded: the issue number! smith college girls for ID magazine was a photoshoot for their August 2003 issue, The Straight Up Issue. which means the reason the trail went so cold is because we were looking in the wrong spot!

Smith College Girls for ID Magazine 2004 is actually Smith College Girls for ID Magazine 2003!

and there was a copy on ebay for 30 GPB. So i bought it. while i was waiting, eleonore hendricks also posted it, tagging a few people involved in the shoot, but ultimately it's not much new info.

photoshoot here.

disclaimer: there's eight portraits in the photoshoot. only 7 have been revealed and i won't be posting number 8. i'm not trying to gatekeep, it's just a frontal photo of the casting director wearing only panties and yes it's artistic and pretty but i figure if that was the kind of thing she'd wanted to publicize heavily she or richard kern would have posted it themselves. you don't always agree with the choices you made at 21 and you don't always make them assuming in 20 years the photo will go a type of viral that doesn't exist yet.

also it goes against tumblr TOS. buy the magazine if you wanna see it that bad, i'll show you everything surrounding the photo itself. im not posting the titties.

[naylor]

I am not going to lie but the way everyone has treated the break up has been pretty eye opening and it includes your blog too. I am just appalled that how people with Taylor pfps have treated Taylor and Joe. So many fandom blogs are absolutely wilding. I get it when fans or people want to hold people in power accountable but when do we hold ourselves too? Anytime a news breaks everyone on the internet has an opinion and the funny thing is those reactions often end up on actual news. I am kind of struggling with the internet culture. Why was the reaction to them breaking up a need of trash joe or the gates of the most vile sexist borderline sexual assault words being uttered for a woman. How is this okay? Taylor brings out the worst in people. Its not surprising but to see the 2010s sexist narrative play out again after I as an artist put out 3 and a half hour shows I would loose it.

To see a powerful woman treated by the industry and media being treated this way publically I shudder to think how it is off the cameras and she probably hears all of it.

Fans of Taylor Swift have gone on to make her private leaked pics viral with it ending up on even update pages. I think people forgot the hacked I phone scandal and the impact it had on celebrities. Jen law has a pretty heartbreaking interview about it. The Stans of other artists have made it a point to make the most gross of edits calling her a whore. I am going to spare you the details but it makes resent other artists too who never get the same deservedly Taylor does for her insane fanbase.

You have narrowed it all on Taylor fans too whereas every single space out of swiftie space is sympathetic to him. Taylor is getting the absolute lowest of lows mysogynist treatment.

the slave owner twitter account is literally trash they even make fun of plus size pepe and call her an Oscar slut. So it was definitely cherry picking.

It has made me realize that her fans are living a life through Taylor Swift. The record breaking machine and they dgaf about taylor. Anyone including her who fucks up this programming is fair game to be belittled.

Not one person had this realisation treating joe like this caused pain to both of them. Not one brain cell was activated their behaviour ended one of the most important things in their life. And they are completely back to bring the best products for our entertainment as they drown themselves in work. They both will find someone else but may not the same connection they had with each other.

There has to he a discussion how we treat someone's pain so carelessly in the internet. A divorce without legal papers was the perfect opportunity for the internet to rejoice in someone's pain

Idk I would completely be wrecked if my fears of loosing the one came true.To have every city welcoming me and putting on a show for a million people every week and to come back to empty hotel rooms. Physically exhausting myself to the point I don't get thoughts and feelings. For Joe to have his partner's biggest insecurity come true because of him the guilt on top of everything will be soul crushing.

Sorry I got carried away but I have been struggling with how we have treated both of them but this is also a goodbye.I will always tune to her music and his films. Both of them are the biggest losers in this. We can't choose especially when they are still in love. I hope atleast my boy will be eventually free from this and may Taylor one day come to a point where people start treating as a human being not just a doll.

x

[accessible-tumbling]

[IDs: Twitter thread by kamilla (@k4mil1aa):

People were easily swayed by Johnny Depp's PR campaign because of their own internalized misogyny, victim blaming beliefs, and inability to do research before coming to a conclusion on a highly sensitive matter. It has nothing to do with manipulation.

The public reaction to this trial truly undid years of work that domestic violence experts, researchers, and advocates put in. It's as if people put aside everything we learned during the #MeToo era to preserve an actor because they grew up on his movies.

Amber Heard did almost everything that victims are told to do. She documented years of injuries, she spoke to several medical professionals about it, she got a restraining order, and yet the majority of the public believed she was lying.

If you have no evidence, you're lying. If you do have evidence, you're orchestrating a hoax. If you cry, you're just acting. If you don't cry, you're not really hurt. If you can't remember every detail, you're not credible. If you do remember every detail, you're calculated.

What people don't seem to get is that this isn't just about fighting for Amber Heard, it's about fighting for survivors. The social media reaction to this trial embedded very dangerous victim blaming beliefs into young minds, it is now crucial that we undo that.

A woman that wasn't lying is being used as a pawn to convince people that victims lie. "Can we stop talking about this?" No, we can't. If you have that privilege, then I'm happy for you. But this affects all survivors and we need to set the record straight.

I refuse to let this become another "isn't it terrible what we did to that woman" situation. Who is "we"? This is about you. If you did that, it's your responsibility to correct it. If people never take responsibility and the time to educate themselves, this will happen again.

ID 2: kamilla: One of Johnny Depp's biggest influencers who Johnny Depp's lawyer admitted to being in communications with just doxxed a woman who she's claiming is me. She's already being aggressively harassed and their only proof she's me is that she's Black and they think I work in PR.

TheRealLauraBß (@LauraBockov): Just curious. This you Kamilla?

Below this is a woman's headshot and a link to an artile: Shane/Nahley Communications Launches Diversity And Inclusion Practice — Deadline

kamilla: This is the second black woman that Johnny Depp supporters have doxxed and harassed because they think she's me. This is what another woman posted on Instagram yesterday. I'm asking for @TwitterSupport to take @LauraBockov account down.

I'm forreal starting to get second hand embarrassment for them.

A screenshot of white text on red. "This is kamilla on Twitter. I am only on Facebook and Instagram. I don't even use TikTok anymore. One of the DeppHead's wrote on Reddit that I'm Kamilla and it's been hell ever since."

kamilla: And now they're probably harassing this poor woman because they think I'm her. I've been open about being a victim of IPV and stalking, and it's very disturbing that Johnny Depp supporters are going to these lengths to try and —expose— my identity while claiming they care about victims at all. Oh, and now they re bragging about how she had to make her twitter and instagram private.

Jenna for Depp (@JennaForDepp): Update: Her Twitter & Instagram were public but since our tweets she's gone private.

The tweet includes a screenshot of text: "Johnny Depp's authorized staff blanketed the media for days after the decision with quite a few statements and interviews on tv, and Depp himself did the identical on social media," mentioned Crisanta White, a spokesperson for Heard, in an announcement. "Ms. Heard merely supposed to answer what they aggressively did final week; she did so by expressing her ideas and emotions, a lot of which she was not allowed to do on the witness stand."

kamilla: They think a profile pic I downloaded from Pinterest looks like her so that justifies them in harassing and doxxing this woman. They're so unserious and a bunch of racist clowns.

Joey Schmo (@SchmoJosey): Matters because she's lying. Why not admit you ire a paid PR employee for Amber Heard? Because people wouldn't take you as serious so you create a fake account. She isnt posting truth which is why she hides behind locked comments. Most of what she posts are lies and misinformation.

kamilla: here's the subreddit to report.

end IDs.]

[sgiandubh]

Security or minder?

Of course, the Disgruntled Tumblrettes across the street had to pitch in and croak. Extensive report of my post - oh, dear, must I hit a nerve.

For the idiot who accused me of not posting a reel I have abundantly linked to, here it is. Still not very bright, ever since I called her out for having no knowledge of business world and no street smarts:

Taken from Shelby Thimons' TikTok account. I never hid anything and marathon pics, whatever that was, well.. it was waaay before I stepped in here.

I am also told Meokeob, the woman who singlehandedly fabricated an entire Wikipedia evidence history about S allegedly being gay, thinks my 'prose is reminiscent of Puffy'. This is just about the credibility that person should have in the real world and life, I think. Zero. For the record, here is my debunk - we now know it was her, all along, she should stop the ugly inanity right now: https://www.tumblr.com/sgiandubh/729380092203122688/autopsy-of-a-gay-lie-the-wikipedia-trail

Back to the minder/security situation. Look, in all honesty, I can't be sure. But I took some intriguing screencaps:

He does have an earpiece he is not wearing and something that looks like a badge attached lower than the usual attire.

For comparison purposes, this is how a security team member looked like, last year, in Minneapolis. Not the same country and not the same continent, but the guy made world headlines for being fired: he sang along with the crowd and asked a fan to take a pic of him in attendance, neglecting his job:

[Source: https://en.as.com/videos/security-guard-at-taylor-swift-concert-fired-for-asking-fan-to-take-photos-v/, August 24th 2023]

Many posted about Steve the minder from the Australian OL tour, this spring. This is Steve, back in March, on stage with S in Sydney, courtesy of SHW (https://www.tumblr.com/samheughanswife/744265708912951296/the-question-is-missed-but-its-about-claire-and):

Same attire. Same person? I think so, but I stand corrected, as always. After all, the participation of the cast was orchestrated by *** all along, no doubt about it.

Anyhow, pursed lips are also an old reflex:

[EIFF Festival, Edinburgh 2015, first public appearance of You Know Who]

Oh and uhm, I have got more. But right now, exit polls in ten minutes in my country, excuse me for hyperventilating and being an involved citizen, right?

[Later edit]: Here is a close-up (thank you, you know who you are 😘. You be the judge, but the resemblance is eerie. Nose, cheeks, moustache, forehead. Very strange:]

[medusahairofblackmambas]

If you seen the look on my face, you'd be dead.

You were never real. The persona you curated to play that superhero has been tainted. You're not wholesome, you're not the family man I believed you were. You pretended to be a social justice warrior on twitter just to go marry a fetus whose grandparents have ties to the SS. Wow! You certainly know how to pick'em the more problematic they are the more you want them. You can't be a liberal snowflake and marry Ilsa: She-Wolf of The SS. You look fucking stupid parading this nympho nymphette cleaning up her image and make her respectable. Except she's a troll who likes to play internet games and girle got ate up for breakfast, lunch and dinner by your former fandom.

At least she had the guts to post nudes and distract people from her racist past and horrible friends. You said nothing, you did nothing. You didn't even defend her, you let YOUR WIFE drown in the sea of your disappointed fans, toxic fangirls and people who had valid questions but didn't want to be bullied by the stans of her horrible tv show. Her stans are terrible people, she's a horrible person and you're a coward.

I honestly thought I loved you because you said things about politics that I felt, you used you platform for good. I really admired you for that. Now, I know better that it was all part of your PR, keep those likes up, algorithms moving: just like the rest of them. You were a god in my mind but you're very flawed and mortal. Nothing wrong with that but you can't expect me to jump for joy every time you have a new movie out after that shitshow.

I see you're back on instagram- hopefully whomever is running your account will keep you from sliding into dm's of 20 year olds with big asses. Yes, you're an ass man. You how the saying goes: You are what you eat, asshole.

By the way, is that dick pic really you or your assistant's; he had really big balls and you don't have any at all. Stop acting like a little bitch.

P.S. Stop having your brother be your mouthpiece, it's backfiring and no on believes him either. Nothing about this whole debacle merits diatribes from him about how your fans treat your gfs like shit. Just face the fact you have shitty taste in women and that makes you pretty shitty. You wreak of desperation, despair, dog food and excrement. Well, your dog still loves you, he's the best and longest relationship you've been in. You have adoption papers for your adorable dog but no one can seem to find your marriage license. It's a matter of public record so no amount of money can have it sealed.

NDA: Not Dealing in Accuracy, two weddings with no photos, lot's of articles and both of you love the attention. Trying to 'protect your privacy' but there's hundreds of articles about your 'special occasion.' How fucking lame are you. You're not Brad Pitt and she's not Angelina Jolie by any stretch of the imagination. Neither of you have as much talent, style or class as they did when they got married. I see why y'all are together though: you're both, lame, fame seeking, mediocre and fucking delusional.

[whyissupernaturaltrending]

Do we actually know that Jensen's gay aunt is really his gay aunt and not just someone jumping in for fun?

No, she really is. There are plenty of pictures and interactions, here's just a few from her social media (she's the one in the middle in the second picture, the other woman is her wife):

[3liza]

do u know if that "data mining through fb posts asking yr address/first car/whatever" is like, real? it's always struck me as scaremongering since ive never seen any like actual evidence that ppl do that. and it seems kinda tedious like, from the hacker's perspective

it is absolutely real lol. the evidence is that people get hacked all the time! hacking is tedious, as a profession and a hobby, all serious computer touchers are doing tedious jobs. this is why adhd/autistic people end up computer touching for a living quite a lot of the time, because we can get into flow states where we can dig through social media posts for 10 hours without getting bored or distracted.

there are many ways to get hacked. the most common way is using the same passwords on one site as you do on another site that gets their data stolen or leaked. thats easy mode. but if you piss someone off, advertise yourself as a target (like a lot of the influencers who have gotten robbed recently after showing off their stupid rolexes and shit on IG), or just get plain unlucky, you can end up on the receiving end of a computer toucher who will start with your tumblr bio and go something like this:

hm, Jessica is 25 years old and lives in Philadelphia and mentioned in a comment that she went to Smith Elementary school which is the aswer to one of the security questions at her bank, and i know what ban k she uses because she posted a complaint about that bank on her blog. i know her age which means that she graduated HS in 20XX and she says shes a libra so shes born in this month, seawrching for the word "birthday" on her tumblr didnt give me anything but searching the same on the twitter account she linked in her sidebar DID give me a post on her actual birthday so now i know when it is, oh she accidentally included part of a mailing address label in the backround of a pic of her nails so now i know her last name, searching FB with this last name in philadelphia i see she has a private profile but i now have every single one of her family members who AREN'T PRIVATE, including her mom who has her maiden name listed publicly (another bank account security question) and i can look up jessica and everyone she knows on voterrecords.com and whitepages.com and mylife.com and find all their mugshots and arrest records and addresses and maybe even pay a few bucks to get complete public records with even more information, it really ddepends on how much of a freak i am, and the internet has bottomless creeps with free refills.

everything i just typed out takes about 45 minutes to do and costs $0 except the advanced records search which is real cheap. i have done this to creeps and stalkers many times in order to get the information i needed to shut them down or threaten them. someone who actually is after your money or accounts can do a lot more and is motivated to do so because most of them are working out of places where a Steam account (for example) is worth the trouble. check blackhatworld.com and read what the instagram scammers are doing in the broad daylight, thats not even a private forum. to those guys, someone's organic and real instagram account is worth a couple bucks and they are definitely out there harvesting them to resell. another reason hackers take accounts is to hit up your friends and family for donations. sometimes they just use it to dump spam and you get banned for it.

edit: a BIG reason random women get hacked? creeps looking through your DMs for nudes, which they then sell or just swap for fun because theyre awful. people dont really need good reasons to do this terrible shit. a ton of women who ended up on isanyoneup.com had absolutely no idea how their pics got on there, and some of the content was stuff they had never even sent to anyone. every time one of my computers or phones shits itself and i have to take it into a repair place ( i try to avoid doing this but sometimes stuff is above even my pay grade as a computer-toucher myself) i am EXTREMELY AWARE that anyone at the repair place can and probably will dump every single photo from my machine onto a thumb drive and take it home. just because they can.

its not super likely that someone is going to walk in your front door and rob or kill you if you dont lock it every single night but like. you should still lock your front door. if you leave food lying around youre going to get raccoons.